Oh nemo nemo nemo..u made mama scared u know!!
Why mama??
Well, you have been missing for 5 days that's why!!
I went for a short walk...then I forgot my way back home...
No you didn't!!! you were searching for she-cats to knock up right?right???!!
err....
That's it! next week we're gonna see Dr Mohan and snip snip!
no!!! *faints*
----- What would have been a dialogue between me and Nemo (who went missing for 5 days and had me worried!!turns out he's a young adult male cat and, well you know what young adult male cats like to do..no need to paint a picture for you)..I've been wanting to neuter him forever and this might be the perfect time for him then!!
